Butthole Eyes?

When I say that it reminds me of these sisters I went to school with… But no really back to the story. With my lack of sleep these days the bags under my eyes are growing and growing, almost looks like I have 2 black eyes. So I heard that if you take some hemroid creme it will get rid of them, so says cosmo or ym something like that. So anyways today I put some on… hung out for a while then took a shower. I got out and looked in the mirror, it had changed the color of my skin around my eyes. It was white, looked like I got a sun tan but wore sun glasses…. It went away after a few hours thank god.