I was running sd3labs through webpagetest.org and noticed that the Time To First Byte was causing for a low score. While there has been some debate about how Time To First Byte is considered meaningless, I decided to see what I could do to improve on it just in case it really does hold some value.
So after getting to work today I spoke with my supervisor and told him that I wanted to get our boss today since it was April fools day. I came up with the idea that I would tell her that I was quiting due to how I felt I was being treated here by other employees as well as feeling uncertain on my job security due to the recent lay offs because of the economy.
My boss then explained to me that a lot of things are taken into account on layoffs and that I have great work performance so it should not have to worry about that. I then responded thats good to know especially since its April fools day.
She then tried to reach over her desk to slap and strangle me… mission completed.
So I bought some gold fish in efforts to decorate my desk at work. I have come to notice that I think one of them has been having what I can only describe as a seizure. He sits there for a moment then turns upside down starts to float then comes back to life and shakes around and swims in repeated circles… He is truly odd or had a disorder.
** UPDATE **
Attached is a picture of the fish per Jake’s request..
*** UPDATE ***
Looks like one of my cheap Walmart fish got Dropsy… now there is only one
A perk of working the nightshift are these entertaining chats that come in.
Shelby: Hello, how can I help you?
Shelby: We do not offer fights, we are a web hosting company.
Your party has left this session.
Will it ever stop…