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Stole this from my sister.

1. DO YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I dont think so.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Lover?
3. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
losing my internet connection…
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Where to start with my lego collection
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
I can’t stop watching it
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
sometimes
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Well of course
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I am pretty sure the answer is no.
9. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Aluminum with a rubber protector
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
nope
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Nope, but I really want to
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I am about as boring as they come.
13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Somewhere warn and with lots to do.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Sometimes
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yup
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
Yeah its a good movie, never saw the alt. ending though.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Well whats done is done, it sucks.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
I cant help but bite it half way through.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No, But I can repeat it when cops ask me to.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yes
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
manual
23. WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Do what you will, but I just like to hit up the meat section @ Meijers
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
For sure
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
nope, I heard its good. but I dont like it
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Penicillin
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
When am I not saying this.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Yeah him and Biggie are chillin.
29. DO YOU CRY AT THE WEDDINGS?
nope
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Over-easy
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
some of them.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Gnomes
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
21:51
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Slebs, Shelbino, Shelbs, to name a few…
35. IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
McGriddles 4 eva
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
6hrs ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers, baths are for the birds
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yeah and he chills with Satan
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Sure
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Sometimes
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Internet
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Depends
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yeah
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Drugs are bad mkkkk
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Not anymore
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
blue
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
Med.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
yes, even when its stressful I am still thankful for what I have
51. WHO’S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
This is so 11th Grade
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sometimes
53. HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?
I was supposed to… but I didn’t
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Its not my fault the person left their wallet out, hehe
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Yup
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
If you consider 5 star hotels camping.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Not very often
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
i believe in david blane
60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
depends on the dog
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Nope, but sometimes its gotta be done.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
nope
63.DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Im perfect.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Not last I checked
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Some pretzels
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
nope cant say I do
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes
68. WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Vonage, by far.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
If someone else is buying
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
I have had the same Faith No More Cd in my car for a few weeks.

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