Corecomm going down…

I used to work for this Internet/Shitty Phone company called Corecomm… Well their time is up read all about it here. Seems that they like to change the TOS and such and not let customers know. Well seems it screwed them this time around. I would link to their site but I dont like to give them shout outs. Just google Corecomm.

Made me laugh…

I was over at Divers blog and read this, and it made me laugh.

This is Aaron. He plays the bass guitar for our band. Today, Aaron and Gary (our guitarist) were roofing a house on the east side of Flint, and making a general racket due to the banging and whatnot. Here is an actual conversation between Aaron (on top of a roof) and a nine year old girl.

Girl : “please be quiet! my grandma is trying to sleep”
Aaron : “No”
Girl : “Be quiet! She is really Old!”
Aaron : “Is she hot?”
Girl – to her friend : whisper whisper-
Girl – “Your friend looks like a girl” (gary has long luxurious metal – hair)
Aaron – “Why do you think I keep him around?” -laughter, gary looks verbally violated.
Aaron – “Get out of here before i get my 4 year old daughter to beat your wussy asses”
Girl – whispers to friend
Aaron – “Hey! I think my nail gun can reach you from here!”
Girls leave

Kids can be so cruel,
we are worse.

Butthole Eyes?

When I say that it reminds me of these sisters I went to school with… But no really back to the story. With my lack of sleep these days the bags under my eyes are growing and growing, almost looks like I have 2 black eyes. So I heard that if you take some hemroid creme it will get rid of them, so says cosmo or ym something like that. So anyways today I put some on… hung out for a while then took a shower. I got out and looked in the mirror, it had changed the color of my skin around my eyes. It was white, looked like I got a sun tan but wore sun glasses…. It went away after a few hours thank god.